One of the attractions in ordering pizza is that you get to select the toppings.  Along those lines, each of our readers can select the appropriate won-lost record for the U. (Not Miami of Ohio)

a.  6-0          “The referees are always right!”

b. 5-1          Either the Hail Mary in the Virginia Tech game was legit or the targeting call in the Cal should have been upheld

c.  4-2        Hurricane fans are obviously paying off the refs.

 

True, Cam Ward has been stellar in both 4th quarters but the Odyssey is inclined to bring in Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs from “Miami Vice” to investigate.

Meanwhile, therapy visits are hitting record highs in Berkeley, California this week.  Understandable when you blow a 35-10 lead well into the third quarter.

The Odyssey is truly bitter.  Cal is trying so hard to climb the rungs of college football only to encounter catastrophe.  We do appreciate the Woke Football Mob.  “Ott to Go” keeps playing in our head.  Very catchy!